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A Boy is Missing
Maggie, a 40-year-old mom, arrived home to see her elderly father, Ed, out on the cement patio in a chair, reading the newspaper on the...
Patrick Ashley
Sep 7, 20244 min read


A Dusting We Will Go
It’s the end of World War I. The skies, once filled with the roar of engines and the courage of young pilots, are now eerily quiet. The...
Patrick Ashley
Aug 18, 20243 min read


The Difference Being
I was a dirty young boy. No, I wasn’t peeping into women’s windows as they changed; I was a rural kid (damn it) living on the outskirts...
Patrick Ashley
Aug 10, 20246 min read


A Taste of Ogdensburg
I’m sitting alone at a booth at Phillips Diner . I’m right by the front window. This vantage point lets me see everything - people coming...
Patrick Ashley
Aug 4, 20244 min read


CB Nights
I’m seventeen in 1980; it’s too late at night for me to be up - it’s a school night - and my grades would suggest more sleep would help....
Patrick Ashley
Jul 6, 20245 min read


The $29.95 Life Lesson
Every child must learn certain things in this world if they are to navigate it and not risk their lives - don’t touch hot stoves, look...
Patrick Ashley
Jun 23, 20244 min read


The Day the Airplane Crashed in Ogdensburg
It’s September 16th, 1928, the place is the ‘burg. Bert Geddes, of Pine St, is stunned to learn that part of an aircraft, the flywheel,...
Patrick Ashley
Jun 8, 20242 min read


Seaway Festival Parade
I’m 14, and standing on the curb of a street; there are many others with me. There is loud music playing. Suddenly, a very large spider,...
Patrick Ashley
May 18, 20246 min read


𝗦𝘂𝗴𝗮𝗿 𝗦𝘂𝗴𝗮𝗿, 𝗛𝗼𝗻𝗲𝘆 𝗛𝗼𝗻𝗲𝘆
It’s a wonder we ‘70s kids weren’t a bunch of juvenile, obese, toothless diabetics, with the diet we consumed; I hope it wasn’t just me....
Patrick Ashley
May 4, 20245 min read


That Time we Got Malled...and Other Retail Musings.
“We’re losing him!” cried the nurse. “I’m going to have to reroute the artery around the heart!” the doctor shot back. “Quick, I need...
Patrick Ashley
Apr 28, 20246 min read


The Odd History of the 'burg's Street Names
I hadn't seen any documentation in the History of Ogdensburg Facebook group regarding the history of Ogdensburg street names...
Patrick Ashley
Apr 19, 20243 min read


Deadly Antics of a '70s Teen Boy
By rights, I should be dead; dead, or at least severely injured. Why? Because I was a teen boy growing up in the 1970s in a little town...
Patrick Ashley
Apr 14, 20246 min read


In Praise of Pizza Hut
Well, my recent column on 𝘋𝘢𝘪𝘳𝘺 𝘘𝘶𝘦𝘦𝘯 in the ‘burg seemed to bring back a lot of good memories for people, so let’s try it this...
Patrick Ashley
Apr 6, 20244 min read


Silver Lining
It was the worst attack on American soil ever, until the tragedy of 9/11. Some 2,350 people died; 1,178 more were injured. Nine ships of...
Patrick Ashley
Apr 1, 20243 min read


We'll All Go Together
Most of us dream every night, though we remember very little of it - that is unless the dream is particularly important or disturbing....
Patrick Ashley
Mar 28, 20243 min read


Round and Round: Remembering the Carnival at LeBeau's Field
It’s a warm summer night in June in the ‘burg; it’s the kind of night you only get a handful of times a year, when you are comfortable...
Patrick Ashley
Mar 24, 20245 min read


125,000 to 1
He knew both of the pistols worked perfectly; Richard had tested them. He wanted to make sure he had a backup, just in case, when he...
Patrick Ashley
Mar 22, 20244 min read


The Fourteenth Colony
I’m sure you paid enough attention in your studies in grade school to recall how America, in 1776, declared her independence from the...
Patrick Ashley
Mar 20, 20242 min read


The Ship of a Dream
She’s not much to look at; her features have long since been weathered by time. She’s old, and no one bothers with her much anymore -...
Patrick Ashley
Mar 19, 20243 min read


The Witch of November
The insurance company that built her wanted her to be named after Ed, the chairman of the board, but Ed wasn’t comfortable with the idea;...
Patrick Ashley
Mar 19, 20242 min read
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