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Breaking News and a Breaking Back
Sundays were supposed to be a day of rest; God himself did it, I thought we were supposed to as well. Not me. When I was fourteen,...
Patrick Ashley
Aug 96 min read


When Horses Could Walk on the St. Lawerece
I can only imagine the talk of it. Picture it: the year is 1815, and the St. Lawrence is doing what it does best—pretending to be a...
Patrick Ashley
Jul 64 min read


Oscar’s: Come for the Pizza, Stay Because You Slipped on the Floor
You didn’t so much enter into Oscar’s; it entered into you.
Patrick Ashley
Jun 285 min read


Checking in, with Mom
It’s not every day you find a dead body. But when you run a small motel, with people from all walks of life coming and going like...
Patrick Ashley
May 106 min read


That Time the Elephant Walked Down the OFA Hall
Clark (name changed to protect the guilty) and I would roam the halls of OFA on our free periods like rats in a maze. We’d dodge teachers...
Patrick Ashley
Mar 24 min read


Grit, Grace, and Gumption: Moms of the '60s
𝙂𝙧𝙞𝙩, 𝙂𝙧𝙖𝙘𝙚 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙂𝙪𝙢𝙥𝙩𝙞𝙤𝙣: 𝙈𝙤𝙢𝙨 𝙤𝙛 𝙩𝙝𝙚 '𝟲𝟬𝙨 Growing up in Ogdensburg in the ‘60s and ‘70s, there was a...
Patrick Ashley
Feb 193 min read


Fast Times at Ogdensburg Bowl
Being only about a block away from our house on Hamilton Street, it was less of a destination and more of an extension of my living room....
Patrick Ashley
Feb 194 min read


Schwinn for the Win!
Bike riding today—at least in my worldview—seems to be more for middle-aged folks trying to burn off last night’s lasagna than an actual...
Patrick Ashley
Feb 94 min read


WSLB Static: Tales of Trouble and Memories
If there was ever an icon of Ogdensburg, other than the Golden Dome, it was WSLB radio, perched right there on the AM side at 1400. It...
Patrick Ashley
Feb 14 min read


Jesus and Turpentine: Tales from a Cathedral Painter
𝙅𝙚𝙨𝙪𝙨 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙏𝙪𝙧𝙥𝙚𝙣𝙩𝙞𝙣𝙚: 𝙏𝙖𝙡𝙚𝙨 𝙛𝙧𝙤𝙢 𝙖 𝘾𝙖𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙙𝙧𝙖𝙡 𝙋𝙖𝙞𝙣𝙩𝙚𝙧 It was 1980. I was 17 years old, and...
Patrick Ashley
Jan 254 min read


Colonoscopy - What's Not to Love?
Colonoscopy - the mere utterance of the word, for those that have had one, can bring about tense shoulders, a headache, and finding...
Patrick Ashley
Jan 43 min read


𝙎𝙪𝙢𝙢𝙚𝙧 𝙁𝙪𝙣 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙉𝙖𝙪𝙩𝙞𝙘𝙖𝙡 𝙉𝙚𝙜𝙡𝙞𝙜𝙚𝙣𝙘𝙚
Sometimes, I would get close, too close , to her, and my heart would pound at the danger of the moment; one false move and… No, I’m not...
Patrick Ashley
Dec 29, 20246 min read


Chills, Sled and Spills
. In the winters of the ‘70s in Ogdensburg, kids didn’t just tolerate the snow and cold—we thrived in it. While adults grumbled about...
Patrick Ashley
Dec 22, 20244 min read


An Ogdensburg Christmas Morning
It’s Christmas morning in Ogdensburg, 1973; it’s still the very early morning hours. The city streets are mostly empty, save for the...
Patrick Ashley
Dec 15, 202410 min read


An Ogdensburg Christmas
It was one of those Ogdensburg nights in December 1972—cold enough to turn your breath into an ice sculpture but not quite cold enough to...
Patrick Ashley
Dec 8, 20245 min read


Single, Biggest
It’s the biggest-selling physical single record of all time. Despite its name, this song was written by a Jewish immigrant to the US and...
Patrick Ashley
Dec 6, 20242 min read


Candidate X
Unless you’ve been living in an igloo in the Arctic Circle, you may have heard we have a big election coming up. I’m not here to make a...
Patrick Ashley
Oct 31, 20244 min read


Anything for Love
Marvin saw President Kennedy that fateful day at Love Field in Dallas, November 22, 1963; he was 16 then. After hearing about the...
Patrick Ashley
Oct 14, 20242 min read


Young Days and Odd Jobs
I wish I had been born rich instead of good-looking. Having failed at both, and my family being of modest means, I had to find a way to...
Patrick Ashley
Sep 28, 20248 min read


A Boy is Missing
Maggie, a 40-year-old mom, arrived home to see her elderly father, Ed, out on the cement patio in a chair, reading the newspaper on the...
Patrick Ashley
Sep 7, 20244 min read
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